HELP WANTED: LOBBYIST TO LOBBY TO END LOBBYING

HELP WANTED:  LOBBYIST TO LOBBY TO END LOBBYING

Qualifications:  Jack Abramhoff types need not apply!  You must be as fed up with the corporate governmental system that lobbyist helped create.  You must be ready to trade in your profession for one of honor – lobby one last time – lobby for the people.  Shed the SHAME, SELF-LOATHING and DISHONOR for the work your profession has done on behalf of greedy corporate controllers.  You must recognize the fact WE THE PEOPLE demand representation above non-living corporate pigs.

One of you must surely be ready to show some remorse.  You must be eaten up inside; riddled with guilt from the corporate nightmare of a country we have become. 

Attention all lobbyist- past and present ~ your future is about to succumb!  You have infringed on my right to be heard by my representatives.  You are blocking the door to democracy when you give the corporate dictators a voice; it is time for our lawmakers to hear us. 

The corporations did not do it alone- you were there, spinning the minds of lawmakers so long and hard the wheels have fallen off of democracy for the people.  You have raised corporate powers supreme – Lord Acton (1834-1902), British historian wrote: "power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Great men are almost always bad men."  - you are culpable!  We the people have your number – you are also responsible for the dead and dying in and around the Gulf of Mexico.  You are part of BP et al.  Lobbyist, one of you may be lucky enough to get this job.  It is the opportunity of a lifetime; he/she will be the hero – a champion for the common American.

It would be best for the rest of you to surrender but I have no doubt you are laughing at the very idea of this mission I dare to offer.  I assure you, I am quite serious.  Many Americans have lived with the frustration of corporate sway; our acceptance threshold has split open and expanded like the oil from “Macondo Well 252.”  The day the BP Cohorts unlocked the earth and unleashed 200,000,000 gallons of oil, the minds of the masses expanded beyond their own back-yard.  Eighty-seven days of non-stop oil and toxic dispersant was an assault - though years in the making, it finally attacked.  It is attacking still.  200,000,000 (Two-Hundred-Million!!!) gallons of oil and 2,000,000 gallons of toxic dispersant have not miraculously vanished.  The corporate owned media has done its best to lead the world to believe the oil is gone – it is not gone.  Most certainly the after-effects are just beginning to be felt - but that’s another blog.

We the people are fed up!  We have had enough!  The BP debacle woke millions of citizens – it is time to rid the world of corporate reign.  Some are still asleep, malleable or busy having tea parties.  I drink strong coffee.  I am fighting for an equal slice of democracy to restore the balance… to the people.  Corporations are not people!  I do not loathe corporations but I despise the power they have over our government – over us.  I applaud free enterprise!  But corporate giants play unfairly.  We need them; they need us more.  But we do not need a government of oligarchs!

You are not the enemy; you are the weapon – the tool used to grease the wheels.  The wheels are falling off!  Who among you has the courage to do the right thing? 

We have just begun to fight; some may cry like those who yelled, “Remember the Alamo” but we say, “Forget the Alamo, remember the Gulf-o-México!”

All applicants please submit resume and cover letter to the following email address. 

If you want your voices to be heard send me a message at endlobbying@gmail.com

I WANT TO HIRE A LOBBYIST TO END LOBBYING!
http://saynotocorporateamerica.blogspot.com/2010/10/i-want-to-hire-lobbyist-to-end-lobbying.html

Because 'We the People' should not have to hire a lobbyist to petition our representatives!

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